1- Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.
नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है...
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!"
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se
Love Karo Dil Wali se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se
Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.
PRICE Chal Rahe He
Ye lo pakad lo hath me hath jani
Jhuko to daal du tumhare pichhe apna lund jani
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
2- Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.
3- अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज
कर ली है...नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है...
4- 12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
5- 1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
6- Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands....1st guy:which paper was it?...2nd guy:I think maths..... .1st guy
surpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..
surpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..
7- Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??"
Girl-"Tamiz se baat kro."Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!"
8- Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
9- UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"
10- 1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"
11- 5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.
12- 1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..
13- Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karoAurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!
14- A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
15- Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali SeProgramme Karo Pados Wali Se
Love Karo Dil Wali se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se
16- Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai
17- santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiyasanta:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.
18- Wat Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market..
Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane KPRICE Chal Rahe He
19- SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta h sbke dilon ko surur milta h jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar kuch na kuch zarror milta h JAI BABA AMARNATH
20- maine tumhe kaise chusaya tha
Aam ka achar janiYe lo pakad lo hath me hath jani
Jhuko to daal du tumhare pichhe apna lund jani
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