New Jokes

1- Sardar: Hamne Mobile Marrige Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye.

2- Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

3- Ek aadmi ka beta bizli ke bulb par apne papa ka naam likh raha tha.

Aadmi: Beta, ye kya kar rahe ho?
Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

4- 

You r genius, your mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left side nothing is right
And in right side nothing is left.

5- Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha. 

Maa: “Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”
Pa:“Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”
Maa:“Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”
Pa:“Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?

6- Harbhajan Apni Girl Friend Se Puchata Hai.

Harbhajan: “Kya Mein Tumhara Pehla Pyaar Hoon?”
Girl Friend: “Kar Di Na Sardaro Wali Baat,
Spinnero Ko Bhi Kabhi Opening Milti Hai Kya?“

7- Santa: Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize miliya…

Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c aanda..??
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c :) :) :)

8- MODERN BEIZZATI…

Boy: I luv u
Girl: Apni shakal dekhi hai kya?
Boy: Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya warna Katrina Kaif ke paas na jata!!!

9- Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha,
Sardar: O bakwas na kar Oye shampo pe
likheya tha “Dandruf Free”